Battle Royal

          Steven Slader, the former Jet Blue attendant who quit his job this week in a very flamboyant and public way and the “Crazy Mcnugget Lady” have stolen a fantastic amount of public attention this week. Even if Melodi Dushane (Crazy Mcnugget Lady) is nuts, these two represent mega forces of Rebellious Protaganizom (a word I think I just invented)… or antagonism depending on what side of their furry you happen to land on. I would love to see who would win in a fight between the two. Of course this is highly unlikely that their paths would ever cross… or is it. Imagine if a computer was designed with the sole purpose of calculating the outcomes of fights, impossible improbable fights. Like if Robin Hood was to fight Tommy Douglas or Superman was to fight Jesus Christ… Wars would no longer be fought with the blood of many but instead with a representative alive or dead, past or present that opposing forces would allow to represent them. What a wonderful world it would be… I pick the Baby Jesus!