My Flames are out, so here's why I’m not cheering for any teams in this year’s Stanley Cup playoffs…
Posted April 15th, 2010 by Tim Harrison
First off the Canadian teams –
Montreal – I hate that stupid "Ole Ole Ole" song.
Vancouver – I was stuck in traffic there once. Plus I can’t forgive those yellow, black and red jerseys.
The Senators – Uh, Ottawa in April? Hello!!! It’s tax time – forget it.
Washington – Woody’s cheering for them.
New Jersey – The last time they won the cup, 250 people showed up at the parade? I don’t want to be part of that!
Philadelphia – It’s the city of Brotherly Love and I don’t have a brother!
Buffalo – They’re famous for their wings, yet I know that Buffalo’s don’t have wings.
Boston – Bears on skates is cruel. You tube it.
Pittsburgh – They won last year. Plus I snicker every time I hear “Gonchar”.
San Jose – Why bother? They’ll just choke again.
Colorado – They knocked the Flames out this year
Chicago – They knocked the Flames out last year.
Nashville – I hate country music.
Los Angeles – Everyone is asking, “is L.A. for real”? Well, I assure you, nothing in L.A. is real.
Detroit – Like they need another cup
Phoenix – Yah, so when they win, I can whoop it up with their other fan.
And now... Bears on Skates -
Is there a player on any of
Is there a player on any of the remaining teams that you think is really good that you could cheer for in lieu of the flames? That's what I do when my team is eliminated.