Parking!!! Arrrrgh!!! What is the deal with some people?

OK. The snow is gone. You can pretty well see the lines on the ground in most parking lots defining each parking spot, yet I was out shopping and from the end of an aisle I spied a parking spot. I made my way down only to find that some jerk off backed their car in, but the entire driver side of their car was on and at places over the line into the open spot. There was no way I was going to fit my vehicle in there! So, short of smashing the window in frustration, you wonder what you can do. Alas! I have the answer, and it doesn't involve a misdemeanor charge from the city police, or a trip for anybody to SGI. Simply go to youparklikeana$$hole.com. You'll have to fill in the $$ with the appropriate letters. On this site, you'll find two forms available to download. One has a page with 6 banners saying "You Park Like an A$$hole". You can cut them apart and you're ready for 6 bad parkers. The other form you can download has a number of options you can check off detailing what parking infraction they've committed. You know, so you can rub it in. Oh, and it also says in giant letters, YOU PARK LIKE AN A$$HOLE. There's two forms to each page on this one. Just cut them down the middle and "HWALLA!" you're ready. Actually, I plan to print off a bunch, and hand them out to friends so we can get the word out there.

And if you happen to be somebody who comes out to your vehicle and find one of these notes under your windshield wiper, please don't be offended. Just learn from it.

Happy parking everybody!!!