Shirley's Blog

Its Amazing How Much of This Is True!

Just wanted to say thank you to all As we progress into the year 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.

Thank God We're Not This Stupid

Don't worry about embarrassing yourself on the radio with Jack's $1000 Minute.  I've found the stupidest person and there's no way you could top it - so go ahead give us a call weekday mornings on the Tim, Shirley & Woody Show - Jack's $1000 Minute on the :40's.

Kathy Evans was a contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.  She didn't win:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7moiT5JeDFQ&feature=related

Here's the Poop on SH!#*!T

When people ask what you learned today………. .......an interesting fact

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Move over Susan Boyle, meet Jackie Evancho!

America's Got Talent has brought us the next Susan Boyle.  And she's only ten years old!  Hard to believe when you hear her sing.  Jackie Evancho's got a great future and she's just getting started.  Check out her audition on AGT:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZCGPxYiLw&feature=related

The BEST BUDDIES BLUES BAND Go All Hollywood!

Regina's Best Buddies Blues Band are really something else.  Created and nurtured by the highly decorated superstar teacher and innovator Chris Hamilton, the group, also known as BQUAD, have recorded a CD, and are available for bookings for a mere $500.    Regina Catholic Schools provides the program for adolescents with intellectual disabilities who require alternate education programs and services.  Their musical abilities leave nothing to be desired.

The Comings and Goings...

Here's wishing Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry a speedy recovery.  The band is getting set for some concert dates at home in Massachusetts, where he was rear-ended on his 2009 Ducati Monster 696.  Perry was treated and released so it must not be too serious.  The 62 year old woman behind the wheel of the car has been cited for following too closely.

Spirit of Survival Lung Cancer Ride This Saturday, July 17th!

Corrina Taylor has been a busy lady these past few months.  Selflessly offering her time, blood, sweat and tears for Spirit of Survival, the Ride for Lung Cancer in memory of Odette Myers.

It goes this Saturday, July 17th with riders departing the Austrian Club at 2pm.

Click on here for all your details  

Thursday is the final day to get advanced tickets - $25 for the Full Meal Deal.  Or you can just do the ride for $10 or just the party afterward (no minors) back at the Austrian Club for $15.

Iranian Woman Saved From Stoning-For Now

Its a sad fact that the world is full of evil.  

Much of it perpetrated by self righteous zealots like the ruling clerics of the Grand Council in Iran.
Currently there are twelve women and three men awaiting death by stoning there.  Most of them for the "crime" of adultery.  Often the women have actually been raped but that matters little to the depraved bigots in power there.  So they bury them in sand and hurl fist sized rocks at them, insuring a slow, tortuous death.

Wounds Heal But Stupid is Forever

Dude, really - lock it up.    For all our sakes.

Latoya Jackson Commemorates the First Anniversary of Michael's Death

Hard to believe it was one year ago - June 25, 2009.

First, news of Farrah Fawcett's death broke. 

Then, mere hours later, Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest after an overdose on a cocktail of prescription drugs, and died.